[To be read slowly, dead-pan, with little inflection. Should take about 10 seconds to read. Pause a second with each comma and period.]
About a month ago, I got a cactus.
A week later, it died.
I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'
--Demetri Martin
About a month ago, I got a cactus.
A week later, it died.
I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'
--Demetri Martin
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