Thursday, October 18, 2012

Ecology humor: desert edition

[To be read slowly, dead-pan, with little inflection. Should take about 10 seconds to read. Pause a second with each comma and period.]

About a month ago, I got a cactus. 

A week later, it died. 

I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'

--Demetri Martin

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